Friday, December 26, 2008
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Morrigan from Darkstalkers. . . . Maybe it looks better bigger *clicks enlarge
Ah well. I hated doing her lips, and her right eye. . or rather her left. Erase so many times =.=
And Karl, I didn't use the mirror xD
Oh, I did this other one. I won't post it here, but you can check it out if you like.
link
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Comic Fiesta
I got my Slam Dunk posters (grin), two felt key chains, and some more key chains, and about five buttons. Hee hee hee. There were so many cosplayers. And some of them were just scary. =/
Saturday, December 20, 2008
SC Day One
Deck 8
That's my mom's staff's kid in the pool. She's gotten . . . rounder. I was gonna tease her the minute I saw her but, I'll have you know, throughout the entire cruise we were completely tactful and diplomatic. So. We kept our mouths shut. But my parents on the other hand, were not. Shame on you!! And here we were trying hard to control ourselves!
Some salad with goat's cheese. It was. Disgusting. The taste was horrendous
I couldn't quite enjoy my salad because of the goat's cheese. Lol. I was trying to scarf down all the veggies to get rid of the taste.
Monday, December 15, 2008
Saturday, December 13, 2008
Guess who's back
My mom likes this new game called "Priest"
Well, its not exactly a game but yeah.
In the car I told her, "Hey, could you pretend to be the priest, and I'm the guy confessing? And the priest isn't supposed to say anything, or give penance for that matter! Cos I don't do penance."
Then she was "Ooh! okay." Nodding her head and all.
So yeah, I told her what I wanted to say, and she had to shut up and just listen through. Grin. Halfway she tried to interrupt but hey, rules are rules. Haha.
And then. It backfired. =.=
She goes, "NOW YOU BE THE PRIEST!" All glee.
So its my turn to shut up. And she goes, "I like this game!"
Sunday, December 7, 2008
People came up to me and started talking in Chinese about a caterpillar and then a taxi and then a cable car. Like AHHH! During the entire day, nobody bothered Jaryl or Lerry! Why?! I bet there's a sign over my head that says, "HEY! Ask this girl!"
Okay moving on ><
I got my photo taken with a Japanese woman whom I barely know (which was weird and nice at the same time) ...(hey, she was pretty)
and! I found 50 bucks on the floor by an escalator. NO JOKE!
FIFTY BUCKS MUAHAHAHAHA Okay. Enough of that. =]
Lerry got me Facebook, which in turn, spammed my e-mail account. Wow man.
Thank you Andy for the present!! I love it. I heard you got two blisters on your fingers >< Eeps.
Friday, December 5, 2008
My Legends is spoiled, and I'm missing Anniversary and Underworld. So. That's my Christmas wish list. Along with. . .
1. San Francisco coffee
2. Ice cream (preferably Baskin Robbins)
3. Lemonade
4. A Slam Dunk poster (with Mitsui or Sendoh in it *grin)
5. A snowglobe
6. Tomb Raider Underworld T_T (Hey, that new model is hot) LOL
Okay I'm done. Man half of what I want is edible =D Yummy
Thursday, December 4, 2008
Tomb Raider Underworld
So, I finished playing Tomb Raider Legends quite a while back. Unfortunately I couldn't replay the game cos it kept jamming at the bike sequences in the second level. Yeah. Tough luck and a relatively old PS2. So. For the past..hour or so I have been watching the videos instead of doing my work. Greaat.
1. What is it that bothers you the most?
. . . uhh tough question =.= i can't think of anything right now
2. What is your most favorite thing to do?
drink lemonade
3. What kind of news do you read?
world and sports...i don't suppose comics count =.=
4. What is your ultimate wish?
to have a fountain of neverending lemonade! Muahahaha. . .you asked ><
5. Is there someone in your heart right now?
uhh no
6. Do you believe you can survive without money?
no >< money makes the world go round $_$ muaha
7. Are you afraid of pain?
ya =]
8. What do you feel like doing right now?
eating ice cream
9. If there's someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
nope.
10. What do you want to do right now but you can't?
eat ice cream. . baskin robbins muahaha *drool
11. What is your 6 most passionate thing at this moment?
What? =.= who wrote this question?!
12. What is the thing that will make you think he/she is bad?
having a double standard. Just say what you mean man T_T
13. If you had to eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Ice cream =D lots of flavors ...salmon pate is pretty good too >< gaahh
14. If you had a choice to be rich or happy, which one would you pick?
happy i guess. . but can't i be both *grin?
15. Who are you thinking about now?
popsicle xoxo
16. How do you see yourself in 5 years time?
22 and still kicking xD
17. What do you like about yourself?
. . . what's not to like =D
18. How long did it take you to get over your first love?
uhhh NEXT!
19. Use one word to describe yourself.
Random!
Okay i'm done =D muahaha
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Apparently when you're 17, cold compresses are discarded with pills taking their place. . . not that I ate any xD
On a side note, having a sore throat is nice. Its a good reason not to talk because you can't. And because my mom always makes me talk. Grin
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Monday, November 24, 2008
Friday, November 21, 2008
I'm suspicious!
Usually I take more =.= since I'm a greedy little kid.
GAAHH I don't wanna die of food poisoning T_T its getting outta hand. I recently heard Rihanna's Disturbia. Yeah. I'm not very updated. Ahaha. I liked it. =] It has a real catchy beat. . . The music video was creepy.
Self help books are horribly boring. I can't get past one paragraph. . . .okay two sentences. And I have this WHOLE STACK to read. Thank you daddy. Ahaa.
The weather has been horribly fickle. We went to play basketball in the morning today. But the court was wet, and we nearly slipped a few times. So we went back home. Then when the wonderful afternoon sun came to dry the court, we waited. =] And then evening came. So we went. AND! It started raining again! Gaaahhh!! If I had a superpower, I'd want it to be weather control. Lame. But very effective I should think. Grin.
I always had this weird wish that my family had more kids. And that my bro and I should be twins. Since we never fight and usually think alike. =.= Ahaha. Just think! More siblings! =D More willing, loving, worshipping slaves at your beck and call. Because if one doesn't listen, the other one might.
. . . Wow this post is long =.=
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Not quite there yet
Anyway. It goes to show, you can never, ever really leave your parents behind. Because. They'll always find a way to keep in touch. . . . until they're 6 feet under. Lol.
Don't scroll down till you've read all the text
OK. Fine. The reason is, if you guys start crying and I see you, I too, shall spontaneously burst into tears. Because if I see somebody cry, I'll start crying too. (Even though it has nothing to do with me) So! Don't start. Because crying should be done when you're alone and nobody is looking. Grin. Otherwise, it will cause undue toe wriggling, squirming and awkwardness to the other party. . . which happens to me when I don't spontaneously burst into tears when I see other people cry.
Haha. So yeah. That's it then. See me off with a smile.
TEXT ENDS HERE! GRIN
Hahaha
Friday, November 14, 2008
It's all over! Whoo!
Being a part of it was seriously a heck of a lotta fun. I'll definitely remember it for the rest of my life. This AN was kinda bittersweet for me I think. I got to see everyone again =]
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Thank you!
Thank you to everyone who made me feel special today, who gave me hugs, kisses and wishes, for the gifts, and for everything. Haah. Thank you so much! I was really touched =D and I felt really loved. Grin. I'm the luckiest person in the world *cheesy smile on face.
Thank you so much Karl, Jo, Phoebe, Jaryl, Julian, and Sher =D Your gift means so much to me. Grin. Thanks so much for the band Jaryl, I'll be wearing it all the time from now on. HAHA I love it!
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Phew
"I'm afraid to tell you that you only got 50% for your essay," she says, smiling.
My jaw drops.
And then I woke up =.= Thank God it was just a dream.
Today was a pretty nice day, considering that I didn't work for the later half of it. Haha. I stayed up late into the night studying science, and woke up in the wee hours of the morning to study science. Science science science. Gosh. One more self test and a lifepac test to go ! Once I got home, I knocked out for three hours. Whoo.
Monday, November 10, 2008
Lerry Berry Cherry Was Here!
Anyway, the reason why I'm here instead of the awesome possum owner (you know who she is) is to let you all know that the human body can store up to 300ml of pee before- as Mishie puts it- "we have to go to the potty." And you know what else she said? "Hey, that's like two cans of coke, right? They're 150ml each!"
(EDIT:Whoops, it looks like they're 300ml each. My bad xD says boss)
Sunday, November 9, 2008
Look what I found!
Today I realized that I don't really like being at the center of attention. As nice as all the attention is, it makes me feel rather awkward. Haha. And I start to squirm. Anyway. I found this, so I thought I'd share =]
100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
A day without sunshine is like, night.
Borrow money from a pessimist, they don't expect it back.
Chocolate: the OTHER major food group.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone.
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Honk if you love peace and quiet
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.
I used to have a handle on life, and then it broke.
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW!
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
Saturday, November 8, 2008
I was watching the music video and wondering why the synch was off, then I realized I was looping the song on limewire and watching the video without sound. Haha. It happens. =.=
I've started on Slam Dunk already. Hee hee. Oh, my bro and I walked to the basketball court to play today =] that was fun. Shooting with one hand is pretty hard =.= cause I usually shoot with two. But I'm getting a bit better =]
Oh! And I passed my math self test =D wahoo! I celebrate the little things =] And I'm done with LA! Sweet xD
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Slam Dunk
I'm finally done reading all 276 chapters of Slam Dunk. Ahhhh. I want moreeee T_T
Grin. I'm gonna watch it during the holidays. It's a horrible, horrible addiction. =.=
Oh and! I fixed my sandals that were falling apart with superglue. GRIN Yeah. Superglue xD It does wonders. But I accidentally got some on my thumb in the process. Haha.
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Monday, November 3, 2008
Sunshine
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Do as the Brits do
The F word. We all use it from time to time. Some more so than others. Even my mother is guilty of it. (It rarely happens)
Well. You guys know that my dad's cousin came down a week or so ago. (I'm horrid with dates) My brother telling me that both he and Uncle were in the attic. I had turned on my uTorrent, which lags every other com. Grin.
So, Uncle came in, turned on the com, and started cussing at the internet speed.
"The fucking internet is so slow!" etc. etc.
I laughed at my bro's ordeal. Haha!
Well. It happened to me yesterday.
I went up to the attic and found him cursing. So I thought, maybe he's cussing at a colleague or something.
"You fucking bastard!"
Woaaaahh. So after abit more, he finally told me that the internet wasn't working. =.=
Haiyo. You could've just told me earlier. I know cussing is sometimes a way to relieve stress and stuff but if it were me, I think I'd get more frustrated in the end. So, I guess its just easier if you ask for help. Also its horribly awkward when you're sitting there of sound mind, and the chap right next to you is blowing his mouth off.
Mm okay. I'm done =] Oh. After that incident, I suddenly knew why he was still unmarried. =.= temper temper. . . I think it runs in the family. Dad's side and all.
Monday, October 27, 2008
Why do you guys have such long legs?!
On the way we saw two dead jellyfish, one small one big, and a starfish (that was still alive)
Well. The food is good. Back to work.
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Yesterday I went to bed at 12. And. It took me. . . one. . whole. hour. to fall. asleep T_T
Once I got back from school I took a nap. And when I closed my eyes, all I could think of was spelling and L.A. Last time it was math. What a nightmare! I suddenly know why I can't sleep at night. =.=
The idea of someone knocking me out cold with a frying pan is very appealing. What I would give for a good night's sleep.
Some people have it lucky. And. Some people have it worse. I'm grateful I'm not the latter.
Saturday, October 18, 2008
What the?! O_o
But! For some reason today, he says, "See you guys later." (or something to that effect)
And we go, "Yeah bye bye."
Then my brother and I go up the lift wondering what's wrong with dad. Suddenly being so nice and saying bye bye to us =.=
Then later that night, mom tells us that he's made a vow or resolution, to become closer to us.
WOW man. And mom said he made an effort and was really pleased when we talked back too.
I love progress. *GRIN
Thursday, October 16, 2008
And I watched 3 Clone Wars SW episodes. Thank you Uncle Leslie =D I love Obi-wan.
Hmm. I'll probably be free for the rest of this week and the first half of next week, cos my dad's cousin (named Jonathan *GRIN) is coming down from London next Thursday. He apparently fought in a war. So. My parents are planning on taking him all around. I probably won't be coming to school for two days. I'm not sure when *wasn't paying attention.
Oh yeah. I found this and really liked it. All I ask of you from the Phantom of the Opera. . . .truthfully I was yawning several times during the movie. Some of the songs were boring. But. This one is pretty good.
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Sunday, October 5, 2008
Oh! I have been watching Keroro Gunso on and off on animax. I like Tamama =]
Okay. That's it for now I guess. ...wait. I also like the ninja =.= I forgot what his name was. Ah well.
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Better than I
Monday, September 15, 2008
Cheers to the oldies!
Somehow I might well be on my way to being known as the school's grinning cheeseball. Yipe. GRIN. No.
Nobody laugh.
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Camp
It happens almost everytime!! Everytime there's a camp, there would be some way for me to fall sick. Luckily! This passed after a bit. Phew
It turns out that I actually do have sandfly bites. It just didn't appear until Saturday. So strange. =.= Maybe because I couldn't tell the difference. Red everywhere ya know? Grin
We should form a lobster brigade for the next few days. Haha! My right hand was slightly swollen around the knuckle area, due to some bug bite.
Haha. I think I'm going to start hating ducks and cursing them the next time I see em. Due to the inspired duck walk challenge. THANK YOU ANDY! T_T
Oh. I look like an inverted panda. Thanks to glasses. I really should start wearing contact lenses. But it'll really look weird now. Thanks to the tan. Grin.
Monday, September 8, 2008
Desperation has a new name
Thursday, September 4, 2008
GOODBYE~
DONE DONE DONE!!!
Now for the rest of em! Rar Rar Rar!!
ooh. On a side, my wisdom tooth doesn't hurt so much anymore. And the pain is only sometimes when I eat. =D And there's a little bit of it poking out of my gums. So. That's pretty cool.
Saturday, August 30, 2008
The left side of my gums is swollen at the back.
I feel like a bad luck charm. =.=
On a side note, family day was fun.
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
The Clone Wars
Friday, August 22, 2008
Star Cruise
That's my bro. Looking extremely glad to be posing with a pretty woman. (Even if she isn't real)
Okay I have no idea what this stuff is. I think its called Salmon Pate? Not too sure. I've only eaten this twice before. Both of them on Star Cruises. I kind of . . took a bite before remembering I had to take a picture of it. BUT! This stuff is GODLY!!!
FF 4
I like Kain. Rydia is starting to grow on me, which is a good thing =D
Cecil is just weird =.= after the whole paladin thing.
I've only been listening to the Goo Goo Dolls thus far. Ohh man. Something tells me I might get sick of this band soon. Noooooo
It seems
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Goo Goo Dolls
Saturday, August 16, 2008
One inch tall
If you were only one inch tall, you’d ride a worm to school.
The teardrop of a crying ant would be your swimming pool.
A crumb of cake would be a feast
And last you seven days at least,
A flea would be a frightening beast
If you were one inch tall.
If you were only one inch tall, you’d walk beneath the door,
And it would take about a month to get down to the store.
A bit of fluff would be your bed,
You’d swing upon a spider’s thread,
And wear a thimble on your head
If you were one inch tall.
You’d surf across the kitchen sink upon a stick of gum.
You couldn’t hug your mama, you’d just have to hug her thumb.
You’d run from people’s feet in fright,
To move a pen would take all night,
(This poem took fourteen years to write –
‘Cause I’m just one inch tall).
Shel Silverstein
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
J--o-y
I've just realized today that I'm quite the pessimist. I mean. . . well yeah. =.= I am a pessimist. To a degree. I guess that can be remedied.
On a side note. It seems like my dad has moved the blue sofa from the attic to the living room. So. It looks really empty right now. So odd.
And! I passed math 909 today! Whoo! with 90 marks! Lol HAHAHA great job boss! muaha.
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Ouch
OOh! And the barbeque was tons of fun! THANK YOU JO! It was a success!
Hmm. Two camps coming up. Man. I'm not sure I look forward to it. Since I conned Karl into going for youth camp, I have to go. And also my mom wants me to. =.= Last year was kind of. Lonely. Which is sad. And school camp is also coming up. I'm part of the camp comm (a.k.a glorified slaves. But I tell you now. There is no glory to being a slave. If there is, I'm not feeling it!) (and I didn't do much so far anyhow har har)
So ah well. Uh. . . math went by pretty bad today. I was being completely blur. Yipes. Its tuition day in day out. Thank you mom and dad for robbing me of my childhood.
Peace.
Friday, August 8, 2008
muahahahah. Guess who??
Guess who forgot to sign out from her blog?
I guess everybody doesn't sign out.
It's just Mishie's unfortunate luck that I am such a leech and is parasiting off her comp to watch...
NAGASARETE ARIANTOU (my previous anime addiction).
Muahahaha.
I have only 6 more episodes left.
I need to de-stress and laugh to burn off the nervous energy I bundled together today. Man that Uncle Chris dude was scary!!
Rach is meant to be here, and if she was, she would be making funny comments here too. Unfortunately, she can only make it here in spirit - maybe tomorrow in body - so this post is credited (and blamed) from BOTH rach and I.
kakakakaka.
Whoo!! It loaded!!
BB!
Thursday, August 7, 2008
Lessons
I got a glimpse of what the adult world was like. Just a little bit. To have to worry about how the money is gonna come in. And having to put up with others mistakes and accept it as well as my own.
And. I realized. I hated going for sponsors. Because. It was like literally near begging them. Please. Support us. My gosh. You can really tell alot about the heart of a person on how far they're willing to go. I mean. Actions speak so much louder than words. And it really shows.
Family just supports you all the way. (I mean this towards more on the first side of my family) =]
I learned to let go and trust God when I just couldn't handle it anymore. And I did. And alot of the burden was lifted. I contemplated fasting. But concluded it was a silly idea because I would end up fainting. =] I don't do diets! . . Okay. . I do ice cream diets. there. More accurate. Anyway yeah! God helps
I learned how to lead abit more and when to push and shove. Lol especially on the administrative bit. And my gosh. Taking charge is fun and stressful at the same time. I mean. How often to you get to order people around and have them listen to you?
And, I really learned how to appreciate my team. Man. All of this wouldn't be possible if it weren't for you guys. Just lucky for great members I guess =D Hope I wasn't too rough on ya. lol
I guess I learned most of all to just accept mistakes as they come by and learn from them. I think this was the hardest. Because. Before this group project. I had absolutely no idea on how to use photoshop. (just ask jaryl. he has the horror stories) lol. The day the magazines got printed, I realized my complete illiteracy at the program. And i kept beating myself up over it. I had a pretty bad night then. Lol. I probably stayed awake for an hour just thinking about it. It was like, "Why didn't I do better?"
"How on earth could I make those mistakes?"
"It looks like crap! It looks horrible!"
I kept saying that it was okay for a first. But I couldn't really convince myself.
And put those thoughts on loop. Yeah.
So the next day while everyone was rushing to see the magazines. I was hanging back. Really just afraid to look. Then. A few members came up to me, and said it looked great! You deserve a monument!
So. I looked.
And inside I kind of went. Oh. Just like that. Just 'oh' and started flipping through it. Man. What I saw were mistakes. My mistakes. Text too large. Color not right. etc etc
And pretty much proceeded to be depressed the whole day.
Then Sher gave us a pep talk. And I didn't feel quite so bad after that.
Look how far we've come. From just plain schoolkids to more mature schoolkids that know how to manage and run a mag. Its something. It made me realize I was comparing myself to something completely out of my league. From a complete noob at photoshop to a somebody who's beginning to get a handle on it. I mean its not perfect. It might not be good. Heck! It sure might be lousy.
But. It was a great first try.
And. Mom and dad said great effort. So that made me happier abit. I mean. It came from dad.
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Pushing Daisies
Sher and Karl were both raving about wanting to watch Pushing Daisies. I didn't pay much attention to it back then, I mean. Interesting storyline. But I kind of had it in my head now and then. But never got around to really check it out. Then I found out. Even Garrett watches it.
Now.
That's something. So. Now I want to watch it. I'm gonna download it. If anyone has it. Could ya please pass it to me! I don't wanna wait. .. too long.
On a side note. I cut my hair. Dad says i look like a boy ( again) and said, "You want to look like me is it?"
Well. I doubt anyone would want to have a big bald spot smack center of their cranium. Hah. HAH! If I am glad of anything I inherited. It would be the sarcasm from him. That is all.
Monday, August 4, 2008
Sunday, August 3, 2008
In short. I tripped over Karl's leg and landed flat on the ground. My left knee took the brunt of it. When I turned over, there was a dent in it! A dent! . .. (and I then proceeded to cry like a baby)
Okay. So now its rather swollen. And when you push it, you can feel the dent inside. ..Okay. I tried. =.=
and my darling of a mother whacked me hard on the knee for some reason I can't even recall right now! I whacked her back only to make my hand sting. eesh =.= and before that she was telling me that she shouldn't scold kristy so much. Then she said, "next time I should just keep quiet." in one of those questioning yet stating kind of tones.
So I said, yeah you probably should.
Then! "OH! So you say you want me to be mute is it?! See la! Your sister so horrible (to my brother)
My gosh! how on earth does your mind just jump the track that way?! Sigh. THIS! is why single men are happier.
Sigh. This inability to pick up on social cues is . . uhhhghh =.= I. Have a one track mind. Straight and forward! Nuff said. If you want praises. Don't come to me. My density at social graces might well. . . frustrate you to say the least.
Saturday, August 2, 2008
Just another label?
Is Christianity just another label? Some people who claim they're Christian certainly don't live that way. And its rather. Well. Frustrating to say the least. Like c'mon. Imagine this.
"YOU'RE Christian?! My gosh. I had no idea."
Sure says alot doesn't it. I know non-Christians who have way better attitudes than some people I know.
But then again. When it comes right down to it. I suppose. Its just about you and God right? Nobody else matters. Right?
I could be wrong (which I usually am)
Sigh. Religion is a touchy subject. =.= Whatever man.
The watermelon
Here it is.
A small town pastor grew his own watermelon patch. However, some neighborhood kids would come by occasionally and steal a few.
Fed up and exasperated the pastor resorted to this. He placed a note in the watermelon patch which said, "One of these watermelons is injected with cyanide."
The next day, he found a note which read. "NOW THERE ARE TWO! =]"
Gotta love those kids.
Thank you
On a side note. I passed that Maths lifepac with flying colors! Yess! Take that! Although I'm not good at math. I can't hate it. Because its somehow fulfilling getting the answers right. Ah well.
I slept at 12.30 last night. And 12 the night before, and the night before that too. As a result. I have come down with a cold. Gah! I'll be so glad when this mag thing is over! Other people can sleep at odd hours of the morning. But apparently my body isn't geared towards that.
Lemonade drives me. That can be alternately replaced with San Francisco coffee.
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Well. The chinese. invented gunpowder.
Now. I don't think chopsticks are as lethal.
Whoo.
Monday, July 28, 2008
This or that
Then my eyes strayed down to her chest. It's not perv! It's what happens when you can't decide on the gender of a person. Anyway. Flat.
So we were like, ahh nvm. Then suddenly her friend starts talking to her. And. When she replies.
DRUMROLL! GASPETH
Jaws drop. Eyes widen.
Out comes the voice of a male.
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I HAVE BEEN DECEIVED.
We were pretty much brain dead after that incident.
Scary. AIYO AT LEAST GET BOOBS LA! you'll be more convincing =.=
Funny
1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
4. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
7. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
8. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
9. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
10. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
11. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
12. He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
13. She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
14. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against
you.
15. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
16. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
17. Pardon my driving, I am reloading.
18. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how living remains so popular?
19. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
20. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial costs and blamed it on the high
cost of living.
21. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
22. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a
90% probability you'll get it wrong.
23. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
24. You can't have everything, where would you put it?
25. Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
26. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
27. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
28. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
29. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
30. Shin: A device for finding furniture
31. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
32. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
33. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
34. Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
35. I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.
36. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
37. When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
38. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Saturday, July 26, 2008
I'll never understand
Lol.
I'll crack up. You?
Anyway. I like the song Sixteen tons by Johnny Cash. After listening to it from Forever Plaid I fell in love with it. Lolz. It's catchy. And you can only pull it off if you have a deep voice.
Lessons in logic
If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Remember that?
This is our room. After its been messed up of course. Grin.
Okay. I am very very proud of this shot. Lolz =D looks really nice to me. Like straight out of a magazine!
That's my bro digging around for seashells, much to his avail.
This is just another pool shot.
Sharing is caring
Okay. Uh. I can't think of anything to say. Oh yes! Thanks Sher for the handphone thingi =D It was really cool. HUGS. Hee. I've got a matching blue star for it =D
Hmm. I LOVE FOOD! Cooking will be no obstacle for yours truly when she goes to Australia. MUAHAHA
You know how when there's that last piece of food on a plate, nobody seems to take it? Lol its either they wait for someone else to or don't take it cos it makes em look greedy. Or they say, "Who wants the last piece?"
And then most of the time, everybody will be nice and say, "You take it la~"
Then the person takes it. Lol
It's great courtesy and all.
But.
To save everybody all the trouble of the above, I just grab the last piece.
GRIN! muaha! yum. . . . of course you shouldn't follow my example.
I'm a kleptomaniac and a greedy pig.
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
So then I thought. I need God to help. And that kind of worked. I don't usually ask. But I did. And it really was comforting. Of course nothing happened right away. But then the mere thought of it that somebody bigger would help sort out the mess was really encouraging. So right now, my stress tank has gone down from 90 to 20. Whoo~ I'll probably feel stressed again tomorrow. And I guess i'll ask God again. Haha.
Just one big blur!
On a side note. I thought this was funny.
I took a picture of this T-shirt in Perth. xD And I put it as my DP. But I got scolded. By somebody *cough cough* for some obvious reasons.
Monday, July 21, 2008
I actually did not make apple crumble before saturday. Lol The closest I came to was cutting and peeling the apples. =D but anyway. It turned out godly. grin =D okay okay! everybody else gets credit too!
If not i'm being too egocentric. But. Everybody was worshipping me and wanted to build a temple in my name. Hah! All hail the domestic goddess of apple crumbles!
Um
Hmm. Okay i've been busy. Yes! Busy! not lazy to update.
Monday, July 14, 2008
Saturday, July 12, 2008
Tadaaaahhhhhhhh!! This is my desk. Now this was what I was talking about. The nice sunny glow in the evening thingi. Lol. It just makes everything look nicer. (including a messy desk)
Yeah.. there's lots of junk. That card over there is probably karl's. probably.I can't remember.
and this is my bed. Lol Enough said.
Friday, July 11, 2008
So after i came out from the toilet, i saw the cup of milk that my mom placed on my table.
JOY! i thought! so i drank half of it. then i went upstairs. And it was only later that my mom found out i had diahrrea that i wasn't supposed to drink milk.
T_T so now i feel funny inside.
Thursday, July 3, 2008
What'd I'd do if I had a day left to live
I think 24 hours is too short. So the least I could do is disobey her royal tushie. Muaha. So here's my bucket list. (Constantly being updated and revised =] )
2. Skydive.
3. Attend a Lifehouse and Vertical Horizon concert.I like their sound. So yeah =D
4. Go fishing off a pier.
I haven't been fishing since a long time in Perth. And that was years ago. Even though you sit down and wait for a long while. It's really kinda worth it. Like. HAH! I caught something!
5. Swim in a blue hole.
6. Go para-sailing.
7.Learn to play the guitar.
Besides the piano. The guitar is the way to go =] I like it
8. Sing King of the Earth in front of an audience.
Lol this is for fun.
9. Go on many more Star cruises. =D
I love the food there. And running around on deck.
10. Work for a hotshot animation company.
Well. Yeah! I guess this tops it. Probably Lucasfilm. If the Starwars craze is still there. Or Disney. Which probably will still be there. And they are not gay!
11. Collect winebottles.
I like winebottles. What else can I say
12. Collect fishing hooks.
This was a spontaneous thing. And I'm a junkie. As you can tell from my room. Or I'm just messy.
13. Own and wear a clone trooper costume out in the street.
14. Collect more Jack Skellington stuff.
I LOVE JACK! yeaaahh!!! Jack Skellington and Black Jack. That anime show that not many other people seem to like. Lol. My mom likes it too =D So that's comforting. Same creator as Astroboy.
15. Have my own clan/cult of worshippers.
Okay. This wish is almost fulfilled already. Because right now. I have an Office. (consisting of a few P.A's, but no workers) *cough
A fanclub.
Another club consisting of my ping pong victims/targets. (This one keeps growing. Quite at an alarming rate at that)
16. Get that wish fulfilled.
I still want people to fan me and feed me. I'M GOING OFF TO AUSTRALIA LA! PLEEEAASSEEEEEEEEE!!!
17. Learn how to
YES! This ! I want to drive people! Because. Go-karts and arcades are not enough.
Okay. We're at the end of the list. So I'm pretty much done for now. Lol
Oh. Here's BJ