Saturday, February 23, 2008

What I'd do if i could make the world go round

Okay! Here are some of the things i would do if i could do anything i wanted. If i could you people wouldn't be alive. And we'd all be living in a pretty twisted universe right now. Here we go!

1. Octopuses would fly and goldfish will float in the air.
2. The whole world will have four seasons.
3. All terrorists will be shishkebabed by me.
4. The buildings will all be Greekish.
5. Math will no longer be a subject!
6. School will be in the clouds!
7. Everyday will be a cloudy/windy/gray or sunny combination day.
8. It will rain at night all the time.
9. I'd thunderbolt anyone who crossed me. Or in any part just made me angry. Yeah like Zeus.
10. We'd all be dialing on our palms and talking to our fingers. No more lost phones people!
11. We'll have fishy lanterns! Like a fish bowl. As a Chinese lantern =D
12. Food and gaming consoles would drop from the sky!
13. Frogs will drop from the sky!
14. McDonalds and Kentucky will be obliterated! Fattyness begone!!
15. Tons of stars will be seen throughout the globe! In the sky! (Cos its just cruel that overseas countries enjoy this)
16. Cartoon characters will be real and walking about. ( I'll keep some in my room.)
17. Men will wear quilts and togas for the ladies' amusement.
18. Everyone will ride dragons and unicorns instead of cars and LRTs. =D If you want you can ride chocobos too i guess.
19. Street lights will be candy canes!
20. If there are cars they will be fishbowls!
21. The roads will be crystal clear like glass, with flowing water and fishies underneath
22. Any pollution will be converted to snow =]
23. In casinos, if any gambler loses, a trap door will open up and swallow him. *screams!!
24. Clowns will be sent to Mars. (I hate clowns. . I'm scared of them. *grin)
25. I'd be best friends with the skeleton down at Styx.
26. Halloween will be celebrated worldwide. *This is Halloween! This is halloween! whoo!


Okay I don't wanna think up anymore. So here's 26. Maybe i'll add when i come up with more nonsense i guess.

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