The watermelon

Told Karl a joke yesterday. She was laughing her head off.

Here it is.

A small town pastor grew his own watermelon patch. However, some neighborhood kids would come by occasionally and steal a few.
Fed up and exasperated the pastor resorted to this. He placed a note in the watermelon patch which said, "One of these watermelons is injected with cyanide."

The next day, he found a note which read. "NOW THERE ARE TWO! =]"

Gotta love those kids.