Yesterday my bro and I were lining up to pay at the supermarket. So then. Our cashier was a lady. Wore heavy makeup. (Or rather, everyone else didn't wear makeup =.=) So I thought. She might look prettier if she had cheekbones. But something seems off.
Then my eyes strayed down to her chest. It's not perv! It's what happens when you can't decide on the gender of a person. Anyway. Flat.
So we were like, ahh nvm. Then suddenly her friend starts talking to her. And. When she replies.
DRUMROLL! GASPETH
Jaws drop. Eyes widen.
Out comes the voice of a male.
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I HAVE BEEN DECEIVED.
We were pretty much brain dead after that incident.
Scary. AIYO AT LEAST GET BOOBS LA! you'll be more convincing =.=
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