I just remembered one time when I took japanese classes. My teacher suddenly talked about chopsticks. He's very. . pro-japanese. in the biased sense. And he said that they invented chopsticks with little grooves in them so you could pick up stuff like tofu and fishballs. My goodness.
Well. The chinese. invented gunpowder.
Now. I don't think chopsticks are as lethal.
Whoo.
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Monday, July 28, 2008
This or that
Yesterday my bro and I were lining up to pay at the supermarket. So then. Our cashier was a lady. Wore heavy makeup. (Or rather, everyone else didn't wear makeup =.=) So I thought. She might look prettier if she had cheekbones. But something seems off.
Then my eyes strayed down to her chest. It's not perv! It's what happens when you can't decide on the gender of a person. Anyway. Flat.
So we were like, ahh nvm. Then suddenly her friend starts talking to her. And. When she replies.
DRUMROLL! GASPETH
Jaws drop. Eyes widen.
Out comes the voice of a male.
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I HAVE BEEN DECEIVED.
We were pretty much brain dead after that incident.
Scary. AIYO AT LEAST GET BOOBS LA! you'll be more convincing =.=
Then my eyes strayed down to her chest. It's not perv! It's what happens when you can't decide on the gender of a person. Anyway. Flat.
So we were like, ahh nvm. Then suddenly her friend starts talking to her. And. When she replies.
DRUMROLL! GASPETH
Jaws drop. Eyes widen.
Out comes the voice of a male.
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I HAVE BEEN DECEIVED.
We were pretty much brain dead after that incident.
Scary. AIYO AT LEAST GET BOOBS LA! you'll be more convincing =.=
Funny
I ripped these off from a friend's blog. Muaha. Enjoy
1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
4. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
7. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
8. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
9. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
10. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
11. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
12. He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
13. She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
14. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against
you.
15. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
16. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
17. Pardon my driving, I am reloading.
18. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how living remains so popular?
19. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
20. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial costs and blamed it on the high
cost of living.
21. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
22. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a
90% probability you'll get it wrong.
23. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
24. You can't have everything, where would you put it?
25. Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
26. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
27. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
28. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
29. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
30. Shin: A device for finding furniture
31. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
32. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
33. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
34. Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
35. I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.
36. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
37. When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
38. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
4. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
7. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
8. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
9. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
10. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
11. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
12. He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
13. She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
14. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against
you.
15. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
16. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
17. Pardon my driving, I am reloading.
18. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how living remains so popular?
19. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
20. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial costs and blamed it on the high
cost of living.
21. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
22. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a
90% probability you'll get it wrong.
23. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
24. You can't have everything, where would you put it?
25. Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
26. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
27. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
28. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
29. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
30. Shin: A device for finding furniture
31. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
32. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
33. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
34. Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
35. I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.
36. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
37. When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
38. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Saturday, July 26, 2008
I'll never understand
Isn't it funny that when a baby farts, all the women in a room suddenly laugh and start gushing on how cute it is (despite the smell). Now. Add 10 years to that little baby. And you get parents saying, "[Insert name here] ! Don't do that in public!" Now add say, 7 more years. And all the girls around him will start screaming, "EEW! DON'T DO THAT! Gross! (0r something along those lines)" And his guy friends will probably start cracking up.
Lol.
I'll crack up. You?
Anyway. I like the song Sixteen tons by Johnny Cash. After listening to it from Forever Plaid I fell in love with it. Lolz. It's catchy. And you can only pull it off if you have a deep voice.
Lol.
I'll crack up. You?
Anyway. I like the song Sixteen tons by Johnny Cash. After listening to it from Forever Plaid I fell in love with it. Lolz. It's catchy. And you can only pull it off if you have a deep voice.
Lessons in logic
I was sifting through my old stuff. And I found this! Enjoy people.
If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Remember that?
Remember that I was supposed to show some pictures of my trip to Kuantan? Well these are some of the hotel I stayed at. I can't remember the name. =.= Ahaaa. Lol
This is our room. After its been messed up of course. Grin.
Okay. I am very very proud of this shot. Lolz =D looks really nice to me. Like straight out of a magazine!
That's my bro digging around for seashells, much to his avail.
This is just another pool shot.
This is our room. After its been messed up of course. Grin.
Okay. I am very very proud of this shot. Lolz =D looks really nice to me. Like straight out of a magazine!
That's my bro digging around for seashells, much to his avail.
This is just another pool shot.
Sharing is caring
My mom is sick. Then my dad got sick too. And now he blames her. Well. I say! Sharing is caring! Grin.
Okay. Uh. I can't think of anything to say. Oh yes! Thanks Sher for the handphone thingi =D It was really cool. HUGS. Hee. I've got a matching blue star for it =D
Hmm. I LOVE FOOD! Cooking will be no obstacle for yours truly when she goes to Australia. MUAHAHA
You know how when there's that last piece of food on a plate, nobody seems to take it? Lol its either they wait for someone else to or don't take it cos it makes em look greedy. Or they say, "Who wants the last piece?"
And then most of the time, everybody will be nice and say, "You take it la~"
Then the person takes it. Lol
It's great courtesy and all.
But.
To save everybody all the trouble of the above, I just grab the last piece.
GRIN! muaha! yum. . . . of course you shouldn't follow my example.
I'm a kleptomaniac and a greedy pig.
Okay. Uh. I can't think of anything to say. Oh yes! Thanks Sher for the handphone thingi =D It was really cool. HUGS. Hee. I've got a matching blue star for it =D
Hmm. I LOVE FOOD! Cooking will be no obstacle for yours truly when she goes to Australia. MUAHAHA
You know how when there's that last piece of food on a plate, nobody seems to take it? Lol its either they wait for someone else to or don't take it cos it makes em look greedy. Or they say, "Who wants the last piece?"
And then most of the time, everybody will be nice and say, "You take it la~"
Then the person takes it. Lol
It's great courtesy and all.
But.
To save everybody all the trouble of the above, I just grab the last piece.
GRIN! muaha! yum. . . . of course you shouldn't follow my example.
I'm a kleptomaniac and a greedy pig.
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Okay I was uber stressed today. Worrying about sponsors nonstop. So. My face was pretty much in a frown the whole day. Or it was expressionless. . . or frowning. -.- anyway. We totally had no one to turn to. And I had more or less exhausted my sponsors list. And I thought, we're never going to make this. This whole thing is going to be one big failure and some other dismal thoughts.
So then I thought. I need God to help. And that kind of worked. I don't usually ask. But I did. And it really was comforting. Of course nothing happened right away. But then the mere thought of it that somebody bigger would help sort out the mess was really encouraging. So right now, my stress tank has gone down from 90 to 20. Whoo~ I'll probably feel stressed again tomorrow. And I guess i'll ask God again. Haha.
So then I thought. I need God to help. And that kind of worked. I don't usually ask. But I did. And it really was comforting. Of course nothing happened right away. But then the mere thought of it that somebody bigger would help sort out the mess was really encouraging. So right now, my stress tank has gone down from 90 to 20. Whoo~ I'll probably feel stressed again tomorrow. And I guess i'll ask God again. Haha.
Just one big blur!
Okay, as I was saying to Karlyn the other day. My life. Is just one big blur! Grin. I don't remember half of my life and the memories that come along with it. So the person you hear saying, " We did all that? That really happened?! Cool!" would be me. Apparently my brother remembers EVERYTHING! So its kinda handy to have him around I suppose. It's like an external hard-drive when the one you've got just crashed. Okay. Weird analogy. Anyway. One big blur. Lol.
On a side note. I thought this was funny.
I took a picture of this T-shirt in Perth. xD And I put it as my DP. But I got scolded. By somebody *cough cough* for some obvious reasons.
On a side note. I thought this was funny.
I took a picture of this T-shirt in Perth. xD And I put it as my DP. But I got scolded. By somebody *cough cough* for some obvious reasons.
Monday, July 21, 2008
I have a confession to make.
I actually did not make apple crumble before saturday. Lol The closest I came to was cutting and peeling the apples. =D but anyway. It turned out godly. grin =D okay okay! everybody else gets credit too!
If not i'm being too egocentric. But. Everybody was worshipping me and wanted to build a temple in my name. Hah! All hail the domestic goddess of apple crumbles!
I actually did not make apple crumble before saturday. Lol The closest I came to was cutting and peeling the apples. =D but anyway. It turned out godly. grin =D okay okay! everybody else gets credit too!
If not i'm being too egocentric. But. Everybody was worshipping me and wanted to build a temple in my name. Hah! All hail the domestic goddess of apple crumbles!
Um
I went to watch Forever Plaid in the Actors Studio in Bangsar (with or without the r?? ah well) on Saturday night. IT'S REALLY GOOD! Um theatre if you're wondering. Musical and comedy and what not. Great stuff.
Hmm. Okay i've been busy. Yes! Busy! not lazy to update.
Hmm. Okay i've been busy. Yes! Busy! not lazy to update.
Monday, July 14, 2008
Saturday, July 12, 2008
Tadaaaahhhhhhhh!! This is my desk. Now this was what I was talking about. The nice sunny glow in the evening thingi. Lol. It just makes everything look nicer. (including a messy desk)
Yeah.. there's lots of junk. That card over there is probably karl's. probably.I can't remember.
and this is my bed. Lol Enough said.
Friday, July 11, 2008
Okay. I haven't been updating as regularly. Been busy. Sigh. I have diahrrea. =.= joy.
So after i came out from the toilet, i saw the cup of milk that my mom placed on my table.
JOY! i thought! so i drank half of it. then i went upstairs. And it was only later that my mom found out i had diahrrea that i wasn't supposed to drink milk.
T_T so now i feel funny inside.
So after i came out from the toilet, i saw the cup of milk that my mom placed on my table.
JOY! i thought! so i drank half of it. then i went upstairs. And it was only later that my mom found out i had diahrrea that i wasn't supposed to drink milk.
T_T so now i feel funny inside.
Thursday, July 3, 2008
What'd I'd do if I had a day left to live
GAAAAHHH I hate my internet! I had to retype this thing four times. Cos I forgot to save twice. And when I pressed save the third time, it didn't. So ya. Haiz. Nvm. On with it
I think 24 hours is too short. So the least I could do is disobey her royal tushie. Muaha. So here's my bucket list. (Constantly being updated and revised =] )
I think 24 hours is too short. So the least I could do is disobey her royal tushie. Muaha. So here's my bucket list. (Constantly being updated and revised =] )
1. Ride in a hot air balloon.
Well. I'd like to =]
2. Skydive.
3. Attend a Lifehouse and Vertical Horizon concert.
I like their sound. So yeah =D
4. Go fishing off a pier.
I haven't been fishing since a long time in Perth. And that was years ago. Even though you sit down and wait for a long while. It's really kinda worth it. Like. HAH! I caught something!
5. Swim in a blue hole.
6. Go para-sailing.
7.Learn to play the guitar.
Besides the piano. The guitar is the way to go =] I like it
8. Sing King of the Earth in front of an audience.
Lol this is for fun.
9. Go on many more Star cruises. =D
I love the food there. And running around on deck.
10. Work for a hotshot animation company.
Well. Yeah! I guess this tops it. Probably Lucasfilm. If the Starwars craze is still there. Or Disney. Which probably will still be there. And they are not gay!
11. Collect winebottles.
I like winebottles. What else can I say
12. Collect fishing hooks.
This was a spontaneous thing. And I'm a junkie. As you can tell from my room. Or I'm just messy.
13. Own and wear a clone trooper costume out in the street.
14. Collect more Jack Skellington stuff.
I LOVE JACK! yeaaahh!!! Jack Skellington and Black Jack. That anime show that not many other people seem to like. Lol. My mom likes it too =D So that's comforting. Same creator as Astroboy.
15. Have my own clan/cult of worshippers.
Okay. This wish is almost fulfilled already. Because right now. I have an Office. (consisting of a few P.A's, but no workers) *cough
A fanclub.
Another club consisting of my ping pong victims/targets. (This one keeps growing. Quite at an alarming rate at that)
16. Get that wish fulfilled.
I still want people to fan me and feed me. I'M GOING OFF TO AUSTRALIA LA! PLEEEAASSEEEEEEEEE!!!
17. Learn how to
YES! This ! I want to drive people! Because. Go-karts and arcades are not enough.
Okay. We're at the end of the list. So I'm pretty much done for now. Lol
Oh. Here's BJ
Well. I'd like to =]2. Skydive.
3. Attend a Lifehouse and Vertical Horizon concert.
I like their sound. So yeah =D4. Go fishing off a pier.
I haven't been fishing since a long time in Perth. And that was years ago. Even though you sit down and wait for a long while. It's really kinda worth it. Like. HAH! I caught something!
5. Swim in a blue hole.
6. Go para-sailing.
7.Learn to play the guitar.
Besides the piano. The guitar is the way to go =] I like it
8. Sing King of the Earth in front of an audience.
Lol this is for fun.
9. Go on many more Star cruises. =D
I love the food there. And running around on deck.
10. Work for a hotshot animation company.
Well. Yeah! I guess this tops it. Probably Lucasfilm. If the Starwars craze is still there. Or Disney. Which probably will still be there. And they are not gay!
11. Collect winebottles.
I like winebottles. What else can I say
12. Collect fishing hooks.
This was a spontaneous thing. And I'm a junkie. As you can tell from my room. Or I'm just messy.
13. Own and wear a clone trooper costume out in the street.
14. Collect more Jack Skellington stuff.
I LOVE JACK! yeaaahh!!! Jack Skellington and Black Jack. That anime show that not many other people seem to like. Lol. My mom likes it too =D So that's comforting. Same creator as Astroboy.
15. Have my own clan/cult of worshippers.
Okay. This wish is almost fulfilled already. Because right now. I have an Office. (consisting of a few P.A's, but no workers) *cough
A fanclub.
Another club consisting of my ping pong victims/targets. (This one keeps growing. Quite at an alarming rate at that)
16. Get that wish fulfilled.
I still want people to fan me and feed me. I'M GOING OFF TO AUSTRALIA LA! PLEEEAASSEEEEEEEEE!!!
17. Learn how to
YES! This ! I want to drive people! Because. Go-karts and arcades are not enough.
Okay. We're at the end of the list. So I'm pretty much done for now. Lol
Oh. Here's BJ
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Boo! hahahahahaha
Haha.
I love you
you love me
We are one big family
With a great big hug
and a kiss from me to you
won't you say you love me too??
P.S - This is your dear beloved Q. Atunagaga (did I convince you I was Mishie??) I have a very bad feeling of doing this post. See, I clicked to sign in, and it automatically signed into Mishie's blog. And me seizing the opportunity, wrote that Barney song (I love Barney).
I think when Mishie discovers this post, I shall be killed a slow and agonizing death, or....I might be banned from her computer...hehe....forever...*gasps.
She is currently playing her DS. Creating her own country or something. And she drew jellyfishes as the main occupants of her new country. =.=
I should get off now. Before she catches me. I'll go blog on mine now. =]
Hopefully you'll see me again tomorrow...or else you know that I have been cut up into multiple parts and are hidden in a big black bag in the dustbins. =]
I love you
you love me
We are one big family
With a great big hug
and a kiss from me to you
won't you say you love me too??
P.S - This is your dear beloved Q. Atunagaga (did I convince you I was Mishie??) I have a very bad feeling of doing this post. See, I clicked to sign in, and it automatically signed into Mishie's blog. And me seizing the opportunity, wrote that Barney song (I love Barney).
I think when Mishie discovers this post, I shall be killed a slow and agonizing death, or....I might be banned from her computer...hehe....forever...*gasps.
She is currently playing her DS. Creating her own country or something. And she drew jellyfishes as the main occupants of her new country. =.=
I should get off now. Before she catches me. I'll go blog on mine now. =]
Hopefully you'll see me again tomorrow...or else you know that I have been cut up into multiple parts and are hidden in a big black bag in the dustbins. =]
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