Funny

I ripped these off from a friend's blog. Muaha. Enjoy

1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

4. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?

7. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

8. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

9. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

10. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

11. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

12. He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.

13. She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.

14. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against
you.

15. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

16. Honk if you love peace and quiet.

17. Pardon my driving, I am reloading.

18. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how living remains so popular?

19. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

20. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial costs and blamed it on the high
cost of living.

21. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

22. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a
90% probability you'll get it wrong.

23. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

24. You can't have everything, where would you put it?

25. Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

26. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

27. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

28. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

29. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

30. Shin: A device for finding furniture

31. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

32. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

33. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

34. Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

35. I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.

36. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

37. When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

38. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

I'll never understand

Isn't it funny that when a baby farts, all the women in a room suddenly laugh and start gushing on how cute it is (despite the smell). Now. Add 10 years to that little baby. And you get parents saying, "[Insert name here] ! Don't do that in public!" Now add say, 7 more years. And all the girls around him will start screaming, "EEW! DON'T DO THAT! Gross! (0r something along those lines)" And his guy friends will probably start cracking up.
Lol.
I'll crack up. You?


Anyway. I like the song Sixteen tons by Johnny Cash. After listening to it from Forever Plaid I fell in love with it. Lolz. It's catchy. And you can only pull it off if you have a deep voice.

Lessons in logic

I was sifting through my old stuff. And I found this! Enjoy people.

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.


I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.


Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?


If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?


Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.


How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?


Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.


One should love animals.
They are so tasty.


Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.


Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.


The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.


Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.


Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.


"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep


There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning


"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk


"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours


God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.


The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.


A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

Remember that?

Remember that I was supposed to show some pictures of my trip to Kuantan? Well these are some of the hotel I stayed at. I can't remember the name. =.= Ahaaa. Lol


This is our room. After its been messed up of course. Grin.


Okay. I am very very proud of this shot. Lolz =D looks really nice to me. Like straight out of a magazine!



That's my bro digging around for seashells, much to his avail.


This is just another pool shot.

Sharing is caring

My mom is sick. Then my dad got sick too. And now he blames her. Well. I say! Sharing is caring! Grin.

Okay. Uh. I can't think of anything to say. Oh yes! Thanks Sher for the handphone thingi =D It was really cool. HUGS. Hee. I've got a matching blue star for it =D

Hmm. I LOVE FOOD! Cooking will be no obstacle for yours truly when she goes to Australia. MUAHAHA

You know how when there's that last piece of food on a plate, nobody seems to take it? Lol its either they wait for someone else to or don't take it cos it makes em look greedy. Or they say, "Who wants the last piece?"
And then most of the time, everybody will be nice and say, "You take it la~"
Then the person takes it. Lol
It's great courtesy and all.
But.
To save everybody all the trouble of the above, I just grab the last piece.
GRIN! muaha! yum. . . . of course you shouldn't follow my example.
I'm a kleptomaniac and a greedy pig.

Okay I was uber stressed today. Worrying about sponsors nonstop. So. My face was pretty much in a frown the whole day. Or it was expressionless. . . or frowning. -.- anyway. We totally had no one to turn to. And I had more or less exhausted my sponsors list. And I thought, we're never going to make this. This whole thing is going to be one big failure and some other dismal thoughts.

So then I thought. I need God to help. And that kind of worked. I don't usually ask. But I did. And it really was comforting. Of course nothing happened right away. But then the mere thought of it that somebody bigger would help sort out the mess was really encouraging. So right now, my stress tank has gone down from 90 to 20. Whoo~ I'll probably feel stressed again tomorrow. And I guess i'll ask God again. Haha.

Just one big blur!

Okay, as I was saying to Karlyn the other day. My life. Is just one big blur! Grin. I don't remember half of my life and the memories that come along with it. So the person you hear saying, " We did all that? That really happened?! Cool!" would be me. Apparently my brother remembers EVERYTHING! So its kinda handy to have him around I suppose. It's like an external hard-drive when the one you've got just crashed. Okay. Weird analogy. Anyway. One big blur. Lol.

On a side note. I thought this was funny.



I took a picture of this T-shirt in Perth. xD And I put it as my DP. But I got scolded. By somebody *cough cough* for some obvious reasons.